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I have started a video review series of SNL on my YouTube channel to go along with my written word recaps.  Here’s the first one:

SNL returns for Season 37.  No cast changes, with the exception of Nasim Pedrad being promoted to repertory player.  Alec Baldwin hosts for a 16th time, breaking the record for most all-time he had shared with Steve Martin.

Cold Opening – Either the 7th or 8th GOP Debate
With the number of candidates present, this was at its core a showcase of impressions, and as that, it was hit-or-miss.  Jason’s Romney was as bland as Romney, Paul’s Paul was mostly accurate but a bit too Dennis Kucinich-esque, Andy’s Santorum was confused, Kristen’s Bachmann was at her absurd best, and Taran’s Huntsman started speaking English like a Chinese person apparently because they didn’t know what else to do with him.  I haven’t watched any of the GOP debates, but from what I’ve heard, it seemed like SNL painted an accurate picture – in fact, it may have been too accurate.  There were some gags in the sketch – Perry getting confused while tired, Paul getting pushed into a corner due to his ideological purity – that seemed to be based on very specific moments from the actual debates that most viewers probably were not familiar with. So, this sketch was clever … I think. B

Alec Baldwin’s Monologue
No surprise that Steve Martin showed up.  You had to figure he would be there at some point during the night, and the monologue would be the most likely place for that.  At first, this monologue was in danger of being one big shameless plug … for an ice cream flavor.  The steroid angle was indeed a clever way to address the record-breaking.  And Seth Rogen’s cameo was ultimately beside the point. B+

Red Flag Perfume
SNL has a fine history of fake fragrance commercials.  Remember Canis or Compulsion, anyone?  Red Flag was a bit too broad for my taste, but it made its point. B-

All My Children
Sure, this covered all the typical elements of a soap opera parody, and it wasn’t particularly All My Children-specific, but its timing was so spot-on, and its absurdity was at just the right level that I would put it right up there with any other soap opera parody.  Reminiscent of Quick-Zoom Theater and GreenhillyB+

WDHX Channel 19 News
Those Buffalo accents appeared to be accurate, at least as far as I can tell.  When little details like that are paid attention to, you know something is right with the show.  As far as the main content of this sketch, I enjoyed how the delay led to everyone talking over each other, but I was only mildly amused by the menagerie. B

Radiohead perform “Lotus Flower”
Thom Yorke did his characteristic head-bopping around the microphone, and he had maracas!  That synthetic bass – whatever instrument it was – did this song plenty of favors.  Yorke is perhaps the most interesting rock singer out there right now, and when you realize that he is saying actual words, he is even more interesting. B+

Weekend Update
-The Jokes: The joke about Minka Kelly doing a good job was funny.  And that was about the only funny joke.  Some of the stories were funny on their own.  Funnier than Seth’s jokes about them.  A lot funnier. C-
-Tony Bennett: I don’t think there needed to be the pretense of Tony being there to talk about movies.  I don’t think there needed to be any pretense at all, really.  They could have pretended that he would be talking about his new duets album; at least that would have been timely.  All he did was ramble on anyway.  And this is a good enough impression to be allowed to ramble on like that.  The audience was certainly happy to see him. B-

Who’s on Top?
Bill Hader played the host, natch.  At first, I thought that this was going to be one of those classic SNL sketches that perfectly toes the line between offensive and brilliant.  Though it was brilliant, it wasn’t really offensive.  And judging by the reaction on the Internet, I wasn’t the only one who wasn’t offended.  Ultimately, it was amusing thanks to its actually meaningful interpretation of personalities juxtaposed with an absurd, practically meaningless intellectual endeavor.  And the icing on the cake came from the peculiar idiosyncrasies of Who’s on Top?‘s format (“Ten more minutes.” “Don’t rush me!”/”I don’t want to picture that – pass.” “Correct”/”I want to lose it all!) A-

Top Gun Screen Tests
It took 13 years after the Star Wars bits for SNL to revisit the classic movie screen test concept, but now it’s only taken a year since the Back to the Future screen tests for it to be brought back for Top Gun. If this becomes an annual (or more than annual) thing, I won’t complain. Even in the details, this rendition closely followed the format used with BTTF: Alan Alda, Al Pacino, and Prince all returned (though this time Baldwin played Pacino instead of Bill); Bill again appeared twice; and Taran again appeared twice. And Andy as Crispin Glover served as a further callback to BTTF. The Tom Hanks, Bobcat Goldthwait, and Sinbad impressions all served as great quick gags, but it was only Harvey Fierstein who really had anything of substance to say about Top GunB+

Child Psychologist
I thought this was a Bedelia sketch at first.  If only.  The biggest mistake that can be made when trying to make an annoying character funny is to make her annoying characteristics too annoying.  And Nasim’s whining was way too grating to be funny.  But she was funny when she was actually talking over the whining. C

Radiohead perform “Staircase”
Radiohead performed “The National Anthem” on SNL 11 years ago, and that song has been referred to as something of a “free jazz” opus.  In the decade-plus since then, it would appear that they have become full-fledged with the free jazz, or something like free jazz.  Basically, I mean to say that this song droned on and on with the same sound the whole time.  There may be something to appreciate there, but I’m not entirely sure what that is. B

Angels in the Trenches
This is one of those comedy bits in which a bunch of crazy ideas are thrown out in rapid succession, and the hope is that at least half of them will stick.  In this case, the ratio of success to failure was about 80/20.  And that is a damn good ratio.  My favorite was Lt. Armisen’s request that a letter be sent to his congressman regarding a pothole. B+

Overall
The last time Alec Baldwin hosted – the season finale of 09/10 – was the worst episode he ever hosted, and that is saying something, considering that he did host during the notorious 94/95 season.  And the Baldwin episode before, with the Jonas Brothers, wasn’t that great either.  So it was nice to see a return to typical Baldwin episode-level form.  I am unusually excited for this season, and I don’t have much of a rational explanation for why I feel that way.  There have been no cast changes, nor have there been any other significant changes, so one would figure the show should be about the same as last year.  But I remain optimistic for this season, thanks to this solid first episode.  Most of the sketches were solid, and the subpar sketches generally were not too one-note and unoriginal.  And this was the most receptive SNL audience I have witnessed in years.  The support of your fans can go a long way, so I’m going to take a cue from this audience and cheer whenever I can this season.

Cobra Starship’s breakout hit “Good Girls Go Bad” featured Gossip Girl‘s Leighton Meester.  Their latest, “You Make Me Feel…,” features Sabi, who kind of looks like Gossip Girl‘s Jessica Szohr.

Original Version
1. The Script – “Nothing”
2. Hot Chelle Rae – “Tonight Tonight”
3. Gym Class Heroes ft. Adam Levine – “Stereo Hearts”
4. Foster the People – “Pumped Up Kicks”
5. Red Hot Chili Peppers – “Rain Dance Maggie”
6. Demi Lovato – “Skyscraper”
7. Lady Antebellum – “Just a Kiss”
8. Lady GaGa – “Yoü and I”
9. Maroon 5 ft. Christina Aguilera – “Moves Like Jagger”
10. Colbie Caillat – “Brighter Than the Sun”
11. The Band Perry – “If I Die Young”
12. Nicki Minaj – “Super Bass”
13. Jason Derülo – “It Girl”
14. Gavin DeGraw – “Not Over You”
15. Michelle Branch – “Loud Music”
16. OneRepublic – “Good Life”
17. Cobra Starship ft. Sabi – “You Make Me Feel…”
18. Britney Spears – “I Wanna Go”
19. Dawes – “Time Spent in Los Angeles”
20. Coldplay – “Every Teardrop is a Waterfall”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Pumped Up Kicks
2. The Adventures of Rain Dance Maggie
3. Super Bass
4. Moves Like Jagger
5. Every Teardrop is a Waterfall
6. You Make Me Feel…
7. Loud Music
8. Good Life
9. Time Spent in Los Angeles
10. Brighter Than the Sun
11. I Wanna Go
12. Stereo Hearts
13. Yoü and I
14. Tonight Tonight
15. Skyscraper
16. If I Die Young
17. Nothing
18. Just a Kiss
19. Not Over You
20. It Girl

The folks over at bestonlinecolleges.com recently posted a list of “9 Fake SNL Products We’d Actually Buy” (apparently their blog is not exclusively related to issues of higher education – lucky us, I suppose).  Here’s the rundown on their choices:

1. Damn It, My Mom is on Facebook Filter
2. Duncan Hines Brownie Husband
3. Old Glory Insurance
4. Bug Off
5. Nelson’s Baby Toupees
6. Bathroom Monkey
7. Dissing Your Dog training videos
8. Taco Town
9. Einstein Express

I’ve got to agree wholeheartedly that I would actually like to take on the challenge of a Taco Town taco.  The Brownie Husband also sounds delicious, but I would only want it for the taste and not the campionship (E.L. Fudge is a better fit for me as a chocolate friend).  And when it comes to living household cleaning products, the legendary Closet Organizer is a much more exhilirating choice than the Bathroom Monkey.
The biggest personal favorite of mine that didn’t make it onto BestOnlineColleges.com’s list would be the Home Security Decoys: not because they would actually make me feel safe, more for the macabre kitsch factor.

Is anyone else worried about what Adam Levine is up to?

Original Version
1. Gym Class Heroes ft. Adam Levine – “Stereo Hearts”
2. Foster the People – “Pumped Up Kicks”
3. The Script – “Nothing”
4. Demi Lovato – “Skyscraper”
5. Hot Chelle Rae – “Tonight Tonight”
6. Lady GaGa – “Yoü and I”
7. The Band Perry – “If I Die Young”
8. Red Hot Chili Peppers – “The Adventures of Rain Dance Maggie”
9. Lady Antebellum – “Just a Kiss”
10. Maroon 5 ft. Christina Aguilera – “Moves Like Jagger”
11. Gavin DeGraw – “Not Over You”
12. Colbie Caillat – “Brighter Than the Sun”
13. Nicki Minaj – “Super Bass”
14. Michelle Branch – “Loud Music”
15. OneRepublic – “Good Life”
16. Britney Spears – “I Wanna Go”
17. Ximena Sariñana – “Different”
18. Coldplay – “Every Teardrop is a Waterfall”
19. Jason Derülo – “It Girl”
20. Katy Perry – “Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.)”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Pumped Up Kicks
2. Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.)
3. The Adventures of Rain Dance Maggie
4. Super Bass
5. Moves Like Jagger
6. Every Teardrop is a Waterfall
7. Different
8. Loud Music
9. Good Life
10. Brighter Than the Sun
11. I Wanna Go
12. Stereo Hearts
13. Yoü and I
14. Tonight Tonight
15. Skyscraper
16. Nothing
17. If I Die Young
18. Just a Kiss
19. It Girl
20. Not Over You

Since posting the first Best in Film Tracker, I have seen Final Destination 5, The Debt, Colombiana, Warrior, and Crazy, Stupid, Love.  Jessica Chastain performed another memorable performance in The Debt (but not quite on the level of what she did in The Help or The Tree of Life).  There has been a good deal of buzz building for Nick Nolte, but I was most impressed by Tom Hardy when it comes to the cast of Warrior.  The brooding hero has become a bit cliché lately, but Hardy made sure that Tommy Conlon’s moments of longing and forcefully workmanlike approach to fighting were filled with a clarity as to why he was so brooding.

Crazy, Stupid, Love. has vaulted near the top of my list for best films of the years.  The cast was solid all-around, though I am not sure if any one actor stood out, with the exception of Analeigh Tipton, who had what was surely the trickiest role among tricky roles.  And the more I think about it, the more I realize that Ryan Gosling was rather notable as well for all that he accomplished in a role that could have been one-note (so I guess there actually were some actors who stood out in that cast).  And credit in that regard must surely also go to the screenplay from Dan Fogelman.

Best Film
Bridesmaids
Crazy, Stupid, Love.
Midnight in Paris

Director
Woody Allen, Midnight in Paris
Terrence Malick, The Tree of Life
Paul Feig, Bridesmaids
Glen Ficarra and John Requa, Crazy, Stupid, Love.

Lead Actor
Tom Hardy, Warrior
Brad Pitt, The Tree of Life
James McAvoy, X-Men: First Class
Michael Fassbender, X-Men: First Class

Lead Actress
Viola Davis, The Help
Kristen Wiig, Bridesmaids
Emma Stone, The Help
Saoirse Ronan, Hanna

Supporting Actor
Corey Stoll, Midnight in Paris
Kevin Bacon, X-Men: First Class
Ryan Gosling, Crazy, Stupid, Love.
Bruno Ganz, Unknown
Peter Sarsgaard, Green Lantern
Nick Nolte, Warrior

Supporting Actress
Melissa McCarthy, Bridesmaids
Jessica Chastain, The Help
Octavia Spencer, The Help
Analeigh Tipton, Crazy, Stupid, Love.
Bryce Dallas Howard, The Help
Jessica Chastain, The Tree of Life
Lin Shaye, Insidious

Original Screenplay
Kristen Wiig and Annie Mumolo, Bridesmaids
Woody Allen, Midnight in Paris
Dan Fogelman, Crazy, Stupid, Love.

Score
Michael Andrews, Bad Teacher
The Chemical Brothers, Hanna

The new season of SNL premieres Saturday, September 24 on NBC, and with that date soon approaching, the topic of who will be appearing as the hosts and musical guests of this, the 37th season of the show, has been prominent in my mind for several weeks.  Predictions of any sort are always a fun parolor game, and for my money, the prediction of SNL guests is more fun than most, not only because I am a big fan of the show, but also because SNL guests represent something beyond Saturday Night Live.  They are also indicative of who the major players in popular culture are at the moment.  Reviewing the guests of SNL seasons past is like uncovering a time capsule from those particular eras.  Thus, I present my predictions for the hosts and musical guests of SNL season 37, and by extension, my choices for who the major players in pop culture are right now.  I have made 30 choices (including guests that have already been announced) in both categories; there have been 22 episodes of SNL the past few seasons, but 30 is the chosen number because that was the number for an SNL guest prediction contest that I have entered on an SNL fan website forum.  Picking more guests than episodes also allows for the possibility of co-hosts or co-musical guests.  Picks are listed in order of confidence, most confident picks first.  (Guests that have already been announced are Alec Baldwin – who will be hosting a 16th time, breaking the tie between him and Steve Martin for most hosting appearances all-time – and Radiohead for the season premiere, Melissa McCarthy and Lady Antebellum for the second episode on October 1, and Jimmy Fallon and Michael Bublé for the Christmas episode on December 17.)

Hosts
Hosts usually fit into certain categories, and I have organized my picks according to such categories.

Coming Off a Hot Summer
Melissa McCarthy – already announced
Emma Stone
Daniel Radcliffe

Current Hit Movie
Jason Segel – Judd Apatow alums such as Steve Carell, Paul Rudd, Seth Rogen, and Jonah Hill have already hosted – Jason Segel seems big enough to be next in line.  Plus, The Muppets comes out in November.
Ryan Gosling
Amanda Seyfried
Jennifer Lawrence
Robert Downey, Jr.
Ben Stiller
Anna Faris
Eddie Murphy

TV Stars
Jimmy Fallon – already announced
Joel McHale – The leads of the other NBC Thursday shows (Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, departing Steve Carell) have already hosted, so Mr. The Soup ought to as well.  (We’ll have to wait to see if Whitney is also deserving.)
Chris Colfer
Ashton Kutcher
James Spader
Jim Parsons
Sofia Vergara
Jack McBrayer
Will Arnett

The Regulars
Alec Baldwin – already announced
Jon Hamm
Zach Galifianakis – Hamm’s hosted the last three seasons, Zach Gal the last two; they look to be the regulars of the 2010′s.
Steve Martin
Christopher Walken
John Goodman – Johnny Boy is third all-time with 12 hosting appearances, but his last show was way back in 2001.  He’s guest-starring on Community this season; perhaps he’ll be up for migrating a couple of days on NBC’s schedule.

Other (Big Name Not Plugging Anything Specific, Athletes, Musical Guests Pulling Double Duty, etc.)
Katy Perry
Selena Gomez
Lady GaGa
Lindsay Lohan

Musical Guests
Musical guests don’t fit as neatly into categories as hosts do (and are thus harder to predict).  They usually fit in the broad descriptions of either current hit song or up-and-coming act.  Then there are the wild-card classics (like Paul McCartney last year) that are basically impossible to predict.

Radiohead – already announced
Lady Antebellum – already announced
Michael Bublé – already announced
Adele – She’s the biggest thing in music in 2011, and SNL gave her a big break when her first album was out.
Taylor Swift
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Foster the People
Katy Perry
Coldplay
Selena Gomez & the Scene
Pitbull
Björk
No Doubt
Lady GaGa
The Black Keys
Jay-Z
Kanye West – Jay-Z and Kanye could apper together if they manage to wring a lasting hit or two out of Watch the Throne.
Drake
The Killers
Beyoncé
The Decemberists
Paramore
David Guetta
Bon Iver
Jason Derülo
Cage the Elephant
The Joy Formidable
Raphael Saadiq
Ximena Sariñana
The Head and the Heart – In the past half-decade, SNL has shown a propensity for occasionally booking performers that most folks outside the Pitchfork demographic are completely unfamiliar with; one of these last few choices could thus show up this year.

I will post how I have done at the end of the season, and I may post intermediate updates over the course of the year.  (And you folks can keep score at home if you feel you need to keep me honest!)

Once again, VH1 is a little behind: “Super Bass” makes its Top 20 debut after winning a VMA.

Original Version
1. Foster the People – “Pumped Up Kicks”
2. Demi Lovato – “Skyscraper”
3. Hot Chelle Rae – “Tonight Tonight”
4. Gym Class Heroes ft. Adam Levine – “Stereo Hearts”
5. The Band Perry – “If I Die Young”
6. Lady Antebellum – “Just a Kiss”
7. Lady GaGa – “Yoü and I”
8. The Script – “Nothing”
9. OneRepublic – “Good Life”
10. Colbie Caillat – “Brighter Than the Sun”
11. Red Hot Chili Peppers – “The Adventures of Rain Dance Maggie”
12. Gavin DeGraw – “Not Over You”
13. Britney Spears – “I Wanna Go”
14. Maroon 5 ft. Christina Aguilera – “Moves Like Jagger”
15. Michelle Branch – “Loud Music”
16. Nicki Minaj – “Super Bass”
17. Coldplay – “Every Teardrop is a Waterfall”
18. Katy Perry – “Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.)”
19. Pitbull ft. Marc Anthony – “Rain Over Me”
20. Ximena Sariñana – “Different”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Pumped Up Kicks
2. Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.)
3. The Adventures of Rain Dance Maggie
4. Super Bass
5. Moves Like Jagger
6. Every Teardrop is a Waterfall
7. Different
8. Loud Music
9. Good Life
10. I Wanna Go
11. Brighter Than the Sun
12. Stereo Hearts
13. Yoü and I
14. Tonight Tonight
15. Rain Over Me
16. Skyscraper
17. Nothing
18. If I Die Young
19. Just a Kiss
20. Not Over You

Diversity is in these days.

Original Version
1. Demi Lovato – “Skyscraper”
2. Foster the People – “Pumped Up Kicks”
3. The Band Perry – “If I Die Young”
4. OneRepublic – “Good Life”
5. Gavin DeGraw – “Not Over You”
6. Hot Chelle Rae – “Tonight Tonight”
7. Gym Class Heroes ft. Adam Levine – “Stereo Hearts”
8. Lady GaGa – “Yoü and I”
9. Lady Antebellum – “Just a Kiss”
10. The Script – “Nothing”
11. Britney Spears – “I Wanna Go”
12. Coldplay – “Every Teardrop is a Waterfall”
13. Katy Perry – “Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.)”
14. Red Hot Chili Peppers – “The Adventures of Rain Dance Maggie”
15. Colbie Caillat – “Brighter Than the Sun”
16. Michelle Branch – “Loud Music”
17. Maroon 5 ft. Christina Aguilera – “Moves Like Jagger”
18. Ximena Sariñana – “Different”
19. Matt Nathanson – “Faster”
20. Pitbull ft. Marc Anthony – “Rain Over Me”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Pumped Up Kicks
2. Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.)
3. The Adventures of Rain Dance Maggie
4. Moves Like Jagger
5. Every Teardrop is a Waterfall
6. Different
7. Faster
8. Loud Music
9. Good Life
10. I Wanna Go
11. Stereo Hearts
12. Brighter Than the Sun
13. Yoü and I
14. Tonight Tonight
15. Rain Over Me
16. Nothing
17. Just a Kiss
18. Skyscraper
19. If I Die Young
20. Not Over You

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