This Is a Movie Review: Prevenge

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I give Prevenge 3.5 out of 5 Unwelcome Drunken Kisses: http://newscult.com/movie-review-a-pregnant-murderess-is-on-the-prowl-in-the-horror-comedy-prevenge/

This Is a Movie Review: Life (2017)

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I give Life 2.75 out of 5 Doomed Lab Rats: http://newscult.com/movie-review-even-in-space-life-requires-death/

Billboard Hot Rock Songs – Week of April 1, 2017

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Each week, I check out the Billboard Hot Rock Songs chart, and then I rearrange the top 25 based on my estimation of their quality.

Original Version
1. Imagine Dragons – “Believer”
2. twenty one pilots – “Heathens”
3. Linkin Park ft. Kiiara – “Heavy”
4. twenty one pilots – “Ride”
5. Fitz and the Tantrums – “HandClap”
6. Kaleo – “Way Down We Go”
7. Lil Wayne, Wiz Khalifa, & Imagine Dragons with Logic, Ty Dolla $ign ft. X Ambassadors – “Sucker for Pain”
8. Rag’n’Bone Man – “Human”
9. twenty one pilots – “Heavydirtysoul”
10. Lana Del Rey – “Love”
11. Green Day – “Still Breathing”
12. The Revivalists – “Wish I Knew You”
13. Zach Williams – “Chain Breaker”
14. NEEDTOBREATHE – “Testify”
15. Papa Roach – “Help”
16. Portugal. The Man – “Feel It Still”
17. Shinedown – “How Did Love You”
18. MISSIO – “Middle Fingers”
19. The Lumineers – “Angela”
20. Cold War Kids – “Love is Mystical”
21. Andrew McMahon in the Wilderness – “Fire Escape”
22. alt-J – “3WW”
23. Coldplay – “Hypnotised”
24. Kaleo – “All the Pretty Girls”
25. The xx – “On Hold”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Human
2. Way Down We Go
3. Heavydirtysoul
4. 3WW
5. Feel It Still
6. Love is Mystical
7. Love
8. Ride
9. All the Pretty Girls
10. On Hold
11. Middle Fingers
12. Hypnotised
13. Heathens
14. Fire Escape
15. Help
16. Angela
17. How Did You Love
18. Wish I Knew You
19. Heavy
20. Believer
21. Still Breathing
22. HandClap
23. Sucker for Pain
24. Testify
25. Chain Breaker

Billboard Hot 20 – Week of April 1, 2017

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Each week, I check out the Billboard Hot 100, and then I rearrange the top 20 based on my estimation of their quality.

Original Version
1. Ed Sheeran – “Shape of You”
2. Bruno Mars – “That’s What I Like”
3. Migos ft. Lil Uzi Vert – “Bad and Boujee”
4. Zayn and Taylor Swift – “I Don’t Wanna Live Forever (Fifty Shades Darker)”
5. The Weeknd ft. Daft Punk – “I Feel It Coming”
6. Kodak Black – “Tunnel Vision”
7. Rihanna – “Love on the Brain”
8. The Chainsmokers and Coldplay – “Something Just Like This”
9. The Chainsmokers – “Paris”
10. KYLE ft. Lil Yachty – “iSpy”
11. Big Sean – “Bounce Back”
12. Clean Bandit ft. Sean Paul and Carrie-Anne – “Rockabye”
13. The Chainsmokers ft. Halsey – “Closer”
14. Nicki Minaj, Drake, and Lil Wayne – “No Frauds”
15. Katy Perry ft. Skip Marley – “Chained to the Rhythm”
16. Maroon 5 ft. Future – “Cold”
17. Kygo x Selena Gomez – “It Ain’t Me”
18. Sam Hunt – “Body Like a Back Road”
19. Future – “Mask Off”
20. Shawn Mendes – “Mercy”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Chained to the Rhythm
2. Tunnel Vision
3. I Feel It Coming
4. Love on the Brain
5. Rockabye
6. Closer
7. Bad and Boujee
8. Shape of You
9. That’s What I Like
10. Cold
11. It Ain’t Me
12. Something Just Like This
13. No Frauds
14. Mask Off
15. Paris
16. Bounce Back
17. I Don’t Wanna Live Forever (Fifty Shades Darker)
18. iSpy
19. Body Like a Back Road
20. Mercy

The Simpsons 28.18 Review: “A Father’s Watch”

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“Moe says a third thing to feel a part of the group!” http://www.bubbleblabber.com/review-the-simpsons-a-fathers-watch/

This Is a Movie Review: Wilson

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I give Wilson 3.5 out of 5 Cute Dogsitters: http://newscult.com/movie-review-woody-harrelson-is-wilson-in-a-bumpy-ride-through-suburbia/

What Won TV? – March 12-March 18, 2017

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In this feature, I look back at each day of the past week and determine what shows “won TV” for the night. That is, I consider every episode of television I watched that aired on a particular day and declare which was the best.

Sunday – Bob’s Burgers
Monday – Milo Murphy’s Law
Tuesday – The Middle and New Girl are both heating up, relationship-wise.
Wednesday – Speechless
Thursday – Review is as necessary as ever.
Friday – VICE
Saturday – This college basketball is so mad.

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