SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE -- "Kristen Stewart" Episode 1717 -- Pictured: (l-r) Host Kristen Stewart, Vanessa Bayer during the "Totinos" sketch on January 31, 2017 -- (Photo by: Rosalind O'Connor/NBC)

My letter grades for each sketch and segment is below. My in-depth review is on NewsCult:

Oval Office Phone Calls – B+

Kristen Stewart’s Monologue – B-

Welcome to the United States – B

UConn Dry Friday – C

Totino’s – B

White House Press Briefing – B-

Alessia Cara performs “Scars to Your Beautiful” – B

Weekend Update
Michael and Colin – B
David Ortiz – B

Family Feud Super Bowl Edition – C

Meet Cute (BEST OF THE NIGHT) – B+

Alessia Cara performs “River of Tears” – B-

Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory – C-