This Is a Movie Review: Everything, Everything

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I give Everything, Everything 2.5 out of 5 Astronauts: http://newscult.com/movie-review-stuck-in-a-teenage-girls-bedroom-everything-everything-has-a-teenage-heart-and-soul/

This Is a Movie Review: Alien: Covenant

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I give Alien: Covenant 4 out of 5 Fingers: http://newscult.com/movie-review-sequel-prequel-alien-covenant-follows-the-prometheus-template-and-adds-a-few-bizarre-details-of-its-own/

This Is a Movie Review: King Arthur: Legend of the Sword

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I give King Arthur: Legend of the Sword 2.75 out of 5 Mages: http://newscult.com/movie-review-king-arthur-legend-of-the-sword-adds-cockney-flair-to-camelot/

This Is a Movie Review: Snatched

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I give Snatched 2.5 out of 5 Tits Out: http://newscult.com/movie-review-snatched-is-a-miscalculated-vacation-in-more-ways-than-one/

This Is a Movie Review: Lowriders

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I give Lowriders 2.5 out of 5 Public Urinations: http://newscult.com/movie-review-lowriders-could-stand-to-inject-some-more-clarity-into-its-engine/

This Is a Movie Review: The Dinner

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I give The Dinner 2.5 out of 5 Courses: http://newscult.com/movie-review-if-the-dinner-has-its-way-you-will-lose-your-appetite/

This Is a Movie Review: 3 Generations

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I give 3 Generations 2.5 out of 5 Fire Escapes: http://newscult.com/movie-review-transgender-rights-and-family-drama-fuel-the-ho-hum-3-generations/

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