This Is a Movie Review: Love, Gilda

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CREDIT: Magnolia Pictures

I give Love, Gilda 3.5 out of 5 Personal Journals: http://newscult.com/movie-review-love-gilda-personal-gift-fans-gilda-radner/

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This Is a Movie Review: The Sisters Brothers

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CREDIT: Magali Bragard/Annapurna Pictures

I give The Sisters Brothers 3.5 out of 5 Gold Sifters: http://newscult.com/movie-review-sisters-brothers-ultimately-charming-tale-two-fraternal-wild-west-hitmen/

This Is a Movie Review: Mandy

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A couple lives an idyllic life together somewhere way out in the woods. Mandy (Andrea Riseborough) wears her trusty Mӧtley Crüe T-shirt and reads fantasy novels, while Red (Nicolas Cage) dotes on her and dreams crazy dreams. But then a band of weirdos arrives and starts spouting some mystical, hallucinogenic, prog rock-inspired gobbledydook. I guess they’re a cult, but it feels more accurate to describe them as a bastard manifestation of the most destructive forces of nature. So when they put Mandy down for good, Red is wired for one thing and one thing only: unhinged, hardcore vengeance. That means essentially a 45-minute, unbroken Nicolas Cage freakout. Panos Cosmatos’ trippy, delirious style, in which he tints nearly every frame in a blood-red envelope, is a perfect fit for Cage at his most extreme. It’s practically a deconstruction of becoming un-Caged, with the silliest moments (the sword-style chainsaw fight, Cage just giving multiple takes of bulging his eyes out) making their points the clearest.

I give Mandy 3000 Screams of Agony out of 5000 Violations.

This Is a Movie Review: A Simple Favor

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CREDIT: Peter Iovino/Lionsgate

I give A Simple Favor 4 out of 5 Real Martinis: http://newscult.com/movie-review-simple-favor-might-just-delightful-missing-girl-movie-ever/

This Is a Movie Review: The Predator

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CREDIT: Kimberley French/Twentieth Century Fox

I give The Predator 2.75 out 5 Predator-Human Hybrids: http://newscult.com/movie-review-shane-blacks-version-predator-interesting-ideas-benefited-drafts/

This Is a Movie Review: Lizzie

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CREDIT: Courtesy of Saban Films and Roadside Attractions

I give Lizzie 3 out of 5 Axe Chops: http://newscult.com/movie-review-lizzie-brings-queer-subtext-fore-latest-telling-ms-bordens-ax-murders/

This Is a Movie Review: The Nun

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CREDIT: Warner Bros. Pictures

I give The Nun 2.5 out of 5 Habits: http://newscult.com/movie-review-nun-creepy-not-fully-committed-cause/

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