The Best of SNL Season 43

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Best Sketches
(For my detailed thoughts on the best sketches, click here.)
10. Za
9. Diner Lobster
8. Cookout
7. Undercover Office Potty
6. Hollywood Update
5. The Race
4. Jurassic World Trial
3. Raz P. Berry
2. Beers
1. Barbie Instagram

Most Valuable Cast Member
Cecily Strong
Kate McKinnon
Kenan Thompson

Rookie of the Year
Heidi Gardner (Best Debut Season Since Cecily’s)

Best Hosts
1. Donald Glover
2. John Mulaney
3. Will Ferrell

Best Monologues
1. Will Ferrell
2. John Mulaney
3. Kumail Nanjiani

Best Musical Guests
1. Childish Gambino
2. Troye Sivan
3. Jack White

Best Weekend Update Segments
1. Angel, Every Boxer’s Girlfriend From Every Movie Ever
2. Stefon
3. Jacob Silj
4. Kyle Mooney on the Oscars

Best Episodes
1. Donald Glover/Childish Gambino
2. John Mulaney/Jack White
3. Will Ferrell/Chris Stapleton


The Best of SNL Season 42


So I’ve got the essential categories covered here. You can also head on over to NewsCult for my in-depth analysis of the best sketches. Enjoy!


The Best of SNL Season 41

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Most Valuable Cast Member
Kate McKinnon
Runner-Up: Cecily Strong
Honorable Mention: Larry David

Best Sketches
For my full thoughts on the best sketches, click here.
1. Yo, Where Jackie Chan At Right Now?
2. Mafia Meeting
3. FBI Simulator
4. bern your enthusiasm
5. Dead Bopz
6. Chad and Mrs. Douglas Show
7. Oprah Winfrey: A Life of Love
8. Screen Guild Awards
9. Close Encounter
10. Farewell, Mr. Bunting

Best Dress Rehearsal Cuts (AKA The “Kyle ‘Cut for Time’ Mooney” Award)
For my full thoughts on the best dress rehearsal cuts, click here.
1. Establishment Shuffle
2. New Studio
3. Not Scared
4. March Madness
5. Bieber Concert

Best 10-to-1 Sketches
1. Dead Bopz
2. Oprah Winfrey: A Life of Love
3. Miley Wedding Tape

Best Hosts
1. Larry David
2. Fred Armisen
3. Ariana Grande

Best Monologues
1. Fred Armisen
2. Elizabeth Banks
3. Tracy Morgan

Best Musical Guests
1. Disclosure
2. Courtney Barnett
3. The 1975

Best Weekend Update Segments
1. Drunk Uncle
2. One-Dimensional Female Character From a Male-Driven Comedy
3. Bruce Chandling

Best Episodes
1. Tracy Morgan/Demi Lovato
2. Fred Armisen/Courtney Barnett
3. Larry David/The 1975
4. Ariana Grande
5. Brie Larson/Alicia Keys

Best Lines
For my full thoughts on the best lines, click here.
13. “Why do we have to labia everything?” – The Girl You Wish You Hadn’t Started a Conversation With at a Party (Cecily Strong), on Weekend Update
12. “Happy Birthday to Mitt Romney who today turns 69. Which for Mormons is a sin.” – Colin Jost, on Weekend Update
11. “We’re at the point where we’re-” “finishing each other’s sente-” “pedes. Human” ““centipedes. Favorite Christmas movie!”” – Tina Fey and Amy Poehler, in their monologue
10. “Am I dating a girl, or am I dating … a pop quiz?” – Bruce Chandling (Kyle Mooney), on Weekend Update
9. “How far along are you, Theresa? You look like you’re about to pop.” “We think 2 months, we haven’t been keeping count.” “What?” “We don’t really know how it works, and we don’t believe in doctors. We’re just kinda winging it.” – Baby shower guest (Sasheer Zamata) and Theresa (Vanessa Bayer), in Baby Shower
8. “Jackie Chan was in movies as well as karate.” – Kenan Thompson, in Yo, Where Jackie Chan At Right Now?
7. “My tongue’s not as long as Gene Simmons, but my penis is even shorter.” – Ace Chuggins (Larry David), in Last Call
6. “All of you knuckleheads are getting cars.” – Oprah (Mike O’Brien), in Oprah Winfrey: A Life of Love
5. “God bless you.” “He never has and he never will.” – Colin Jost and Olya Povlatsky (Kate McKinnon), on Weekend Update
4. “Quick, somebody give that hologram a Holo-Grammy. Not my joke, guys, I’m just laser beams.” –Bing Crosby hologram (Beck Bennett), in Dead Bopz
3. “Paul Robeson of Porgy and Bess fame was one of the great singers and civil rights leaders of his day. We used a computer to make him sing ‘Trap Queen.’” –Bing Crosby hologram (Beck Bennett), in Dead Bopz
2. “Poetry should not be fun. It should be oppressive and the reader should hate it. Poems are from a hundred years ago. They were written by a bunch of dead men to punish children. The arts in general are for women and homosexuals. When you read a poem you should never feel emotion. In summary, poems stink.” – Mr. Kellogg (Beck Bennett), in Farewell, Mr. Bunting
1. “Can a bitch get a donut?!” – Kevin Roberts (Larry David), in FBI Simulator

SNL Season 40 (2014-2015) Recap

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I will be posting a more in-depth analysis of the best of SNL Season 40 later in the summer, but for some now, here are some rankings.

Most Valuable Cast Members
1. Kate McKinnon
2. Cecily Strong

Best Sketches
1. Bad Boys
2. Graveyard Song
3. Anniversary Dinner
4. Grow-a-Guy
5. Woodbridge High School Theatre Showcase
6. Tad Rankin
7. Dinosaur Museum
8. Mr. Riot Films
9. Blazer
10. Bambi

Best Dress Cuts
1. Kyle 40
2. Inner White Girl
3. Bruce Chandling and Kevin Hart
4. Pentagon Presentation
5. 40 Greatest Guys

Best Hosts
1. Dwayne Johnson
2. Michael Keaton
3. Jim Carrey

Best Monologues
1. Reese Witherspoon
2. Louis C.K.
3. Chris Rock

Best Musical Guests
1. D’Angelo
2. Alabama Shakes
3. Florence + the Machine
4. Prince
5. Kendrick Lamar

Best Weekend Update Segments
1. Pete Davidson
2. Al Sharpton
3. Ruth Bader Ginsburg
4. One-Dimensional Female Character From a Male-Driven Comedy

Best Episodes
1. Dwayne Johnson/George Ezra
2. Reese Witherspoon/Florence + the Machine
3. Chris Pratt/Ariana Grande
4. Jim Carrey/Iggy Azalea
5. Michael Keaton/Carly Rae Jepsen

Best Lines
1. “Daddy needs his chocolate. He need it, need it, need it. Chocolate in the morning, chocolate in the evening, chocolate at suppertime, thank you.”
2. “Thank you, thank you, Colin Jost. Who tells the jokes? Excuse me. Colin Jost, who tells the jokes.”
3. “I called the park. They’ve been closed for two hours.”
4. “I float like a butterfly, I sting like a bee, I clean myself like a fly.”
5. “I haven’t crapped my pants all year!”
6. “If you don’t have a boner right now, you should just kill yourself.”
7. “If we want to treat women as equals, we shouldn’t put them on money. We should pay them an equal amount of money. And Michael Che shouldn’t be paid at all!”
8. “The fact that you would even ask me that makes you a spigot, and no, I’m not Jewish.”
9. “So next time you’re at Starbucks, why not order a double shot, of compassion?”
10. “Houston, we have a boner.”
11. “This is a fight.”
12. “The places in America with the worst bedbug problems are Chicago, Detroit, and yo’ mama.”
13. “If you C-section, say something.”

SNL Season 39 (2013-2014) Recap

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Saturday Night Live Season 40 has already begun, but let’s not forget about the best of last season.  The full breakdown of my SNL Season 39 recap can be found at the following links:

Most Valuable Cast Members
1. Aidy Bryant
2. Kate McKinnon
Rookies of the Year:
1. Kyle Mooney
2. Beck Bennett

Best Sketches
1. We Did Stop (the Government)
2. Super Champions with Kyle
3. The Midnight Coterie of Sinister Intruders
4. Hip Hop Classics: Before They Were Stars
5. Guess That Phrase
6. (Do It on My) Twin Bed
7. Ice Cream
8. Blue River Dog Food
9. Josie
T10. (TIE) Flirty/dancing/A Very Smoky 420/Chris Fitzpatrick for President

Best 10-to-1 Sketches
1. Super Champions
2. Tourists
3. Herman & Sons Sperm
4. Halloween Candy

Best Host
1. Drake
2. Louis C.K.
3. Charlize Theron

Best Monologue
1. Anna Kendrick
2. Louis C.K.
3. Andy Samberg

Best Musical Guests
1. The Black Keys
2. Sam Smith
3. St. Vincent

Best Commercial Parody
The Bird Bible

Best Weekend Update Segment
1. Jebediah Atkinson
2. Olya Povlatsky
3. Drunk Uncle and Drunker Uncle

Every Good Neighbor Short Ranked
1. Wing
2. Super Champions with Kyle
3. Ice Cream
4. Flirty
5. Dancing
6. A Very Smoky 420
7. Chris Fitzpatrick
8. Tourists
9. Miley Sex Tape
10. Inside SoCal
11. Sigma
12. Will Smith Concert
13. i know

Best Episode
1. Miley Cyrus (10/5/13)
2. Jonah Hill/Bastille (1/25/14)
3. Drake (1/18/14)
4. Melissa McCarthy/Imagine Dragons (2/1/14)
5. Louis C.K./Sam Smith (3/29/14)

Best Dress Rehearsal Cuts That Were Posted Online
1. Wing
2. Viper

Best Quote
“If someone was like, ‘Hey, come live in this house, there’s only nine of us,’ I would say, ‘You got it dude!'” – Olya Pavlotsky (Kate McKinnon), on Weekend Update

SNL Season 38 (2012-2013) Recap

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There were a few fallow periods in the middle of this season, but the fertile portions that surrounded them were aplenty.  They more than made up for the weak points, resulting in one of the most overall satisfying seasons of the past several years.  Every year has its ups and downs, and this season certainly had its forgettable sketches and unworkable hosts, but I tend to focus on the best of the season rather than the worst when making my final assessment.  And there was plenty of the best, and the best of the best was sublime.  I don’t know if we are ever going to get back to the status quo of the late 80’s/early 90’s when even the worst was perfectly watchable.  But if 2012-2013 represents the best consistency SNL is going to get to nowadays, then I am satisfied.

Most Valuable Cast Member
Bill Hader

With a relatively high influx of new talent mixed with a large number of veterans hanging on (for the first time ever, three cast members were in their tenth season or higher at the same time), the screen time was appropriately spread around.  No one cast member truly dominated the season, so the one who stuck out the most was by default the most valuable one of the last couple of seasons.  Bill Hader may not have been ubiquitous in his final season the way he was in his penultimate and antepenultimate seasons, but he did have enough showcase performances to maintain his top dog status.  Fittingly, the two best showcases came in the season premiere (the Grenada veteran in the puppet class) and the season finale, his last show (Stefon’s epic goodbye).

(Rookie of the Year) Cecily Strong

She was responsible for the two biggest breakout recurring bits of the season (the Girl at a Party, and, along with Vanessa Bayer, the former porn stars), making for the best rookie season since Andy Samberg’s seven years ago.
Taran Killam

With plenty of veterans leaving or on their way out, it is time for Taran Killam to step up to the plate.  You can stick him in whenever you’ve got a sketch with one role missing a performer, and he is plenty capable of coming up with weird bits on his own, in particular Mokiki doing the Sloppy Swish.  In interviews, you can tell that this guy is so happy to be there AND so willing to put in the work.

Best Sketch
Darrell’s House

Some people were turned off by the no-budget aesthete and the cringe humor elements of the first part of Darrell’s House, which was too bad.  But everybody loved the second part, and I believe that is because there was something funny going on in every second and every frame.  Each sentence was punctuated by an awkward edit, or a smooth edit that seemed like a non sequitur but was actually meant to be there.  Then there were the extra bits that weren’t supposed to be there, some that stood out like a sore thumb (Darrell checking his phone in the background) and those that required an eagle eye (Jon Hamm shaking his head incredulously as he left).  The most impressive part was that the final product was edited on the fly during the show in between the airing of the first and second parts.


Louis C.K. is not afraid to make himself look embarrassing.  In fact, with his stand-up and eponymous sitcom, he has made the embarrassing sublime.  And now he has sublimely embarrassed the legacy of Abraham Lincoln.  When Louie puts on the top hat and the beard, he looked nothing like Lincoln, but he was Lincoln.  That is, if Lincoln had pondered the existentially crushing weight of the universe and grimaced in pain at how awful some of it all is, in a way that amuses and educates us.

There have been many great moments in comedy involving stupid characters.  But stupid characters are best not when they are completely stupid, but rather when they have at least a smidgen of mental capability, or when they at least make an attempt to display such capability.  There is a fascinating sort of warped logic to such attempts, as exemplified by ex-porn stars Brookie and the one who can’t remember her own name, with their hare-brained scheme to shill for luxurious products.
Puppet Class

Puppet therapy is in.  While the class in this sketch wasn’t for therapy per se, that is how Anthnoy Peter Coleman was using it, whether he realized it or not.  The puppetry of Seth MacFarlane’s teacher was safe, and therefore boring.  Anthony Peter Coleman’s puppetry was dangerous, and thus it had something to say.

Mid-conversation joiners who request a conversation recap deserved the good-natured poking that Nasim Pedrad provided.
Djesus Uncrossed

A Quentin Tarantino history parody that avoided being too on-the-nose by seeming like an all-too-real possibility.
Outside the Lines

If abuse were this hilarious, would we be calling for the abusers to be fired?  Of course we would, but at least we would also be laughing.

(Best Short Sketches)
Replacement Refs

When people look back at the 2012 NFL season, this sketch will give them a good idea of what it was really like having replacement refs officiating the games.
Aw Nuts! Mom’s a Ghost!

Further evidence that the Disney Channel sitcom-ification of anything is comedy gold.
Wooden Spoon Warehouse

Dorky humor earns respect when it is accompanied with the commitment of accents and costumes.

(Best 10 to 1 Sketches)
Darrell’s House (Edited Version)
I have intrigued myself by considering the possibility of Darrell’s House only airing as the edited version with no explanation as to how it came to be.  My dad walked in the room while I was watching the edited piece without having seen the first part, and he was confused.  I like to think some people would have been confused AND amused.
Jamie Foxx’s hosting stint was bottom-heavy, with its best bits appearing in the lower portion of the show, appropriately enough for an episode that culminated in a sketch starring ex-porn stars.
Coroner’s Office

Jeremy Renner looked lost during much of his hosting stint; that actually worked to the advantage of a sketch in which he couldn’t understand the concept of identifying the body of a dead family member.
The Art of the Encounter

Hey, remember the 90’s? I do, but somehow I missed dating instructional videos like this one, so clearly my formative decade was incomplete.
Last Call

Rather meta and thoughtful for such sloppy humor – right in Louis C.K.’s wheelhouse!

Best Host
Zach Galifianakis

It goes without saying that Zach Galifianakis is going to be a great host nowadays.  The question is, will the episode he is hosting be able to meet his wavelength and be just as good as him?  As May 4, 2013 proved, when that does happen, it makes him a great host even better than was previously fathomed.

Melissa McCarthy

Melissa McCarthy earns a spot on this list mostly on the strength of how she says “ham” and “Barb Kellner.”
Justin Timberlake

He used his 5-Timers Club induction episode to solidify why he is currently THE SNL host of the 21st century.
Louis C.K.

His willingness to commit to the willingly stupid Mountain Pass sketch was unnecessary though admirable, while his work in the Lincoln sketch was existence-defining.

Best Monologue
Vince Vaughn

One of the supposed biggest draws of Saturday Night Live and live TV in general is the idea that ANYTHING can happen.  But over the decades, SNL has become so polished and codified that it really doesn’t seem like anything can happen.  That is why I love moments like Vince Vaughn’s monologue, which rambled on and on for nearly 10 minutes and had no point beyond “Vince Vaughn talks to the audience.”

Zach Galifianakis

To save time, as soon as Zach Galifianakis is announced as host, you can pencil in his monologue as one of the best of the season.
Louis C.K.

Louis C.K. is the best stand-up comedian working right now.  His monologue was a piece of his routine.  And that’s the way it is.
Melissa McCarthy

This season had a noticeably satisfying number of abnormal moments.  When was the last time a monologue was an extended physical gag?  Physical humor is not my favorite genre, and the joke of this monologue could be surmised from a mile away, but commitment to something so different goes a long way.

Best Musical Guest
Alabama Shakes

Brittany Howard has the best pure rock voice to emerge in quite some time, and she made sure to sound as good as usual when gracing the SNL stage.  Her face might make some weird shapes when she belts her biggest notes, but (thankfully) she lacks the vanity that would prevent her from hitting those notes for the sake of avoiding those faces.


With “Madness” and “Panic Station,” Muse brought a small-scale epicness that could actually be conveyed with the acoustics of Studio 8H.
Kanye West

The mini-era of messing around with the SNL music stage began three years ago with Kanye, and now he has returned, to show everybody just how frightening that strategy can be.

Somebody had to make sure we had some fun this season.
Vampire Weekend

Bang it out quickly and painlessly and go crazy with your pitch, say Vampire Weekend.

Best Commercial Parody
Tres Equis

The Dos Equis Most Interesting Man in the World fits in the same comedy tradition as SNL’s Super Fans and Bill Brasky sketches, so it is only fitting that with Tres Equis SNL would present the opposite of that tradition.  How many Ditkas, Braskys, Chuck Norrises, and Most Interesting Men can the world contain?  The Tres Equis spots posit going beyond the limit produces dire consequences.


There is something weirdly cool about the Adrien Brody/Andre 3000/Gael García Bernal Gillette commercials in such a way that recreating them with impressionists is inherently funny and in such a way that adding Jerry Sandusky into the mix is the apex of comedy.
Convention Cutaways

If you watch a lot of footage of … stuff, you’re going to notice patterns of the everyday bizarre.

Best Weekend Update Segment
Girl You Wish You Hadn’t Started a Conversation with a Party

A lot of people really do have selfless intentions to change minds and fix the world.  But when you don’t really know how things work and you’re slightly drunk, those intentions make you sound like an annoying idiot.  If you’re lucky, you’ll end up a hilarious annoying idiot.  One worries that Cecily Strong has made too many girls you wish you hadn’t started conversations with at parties believe they are hilarious.  But they’re probably not paying attention to anything anyway, so no need to worry.

Drunk Uncle on the Election

Drunk Uncle finally covers the topic he was born to explain.
Stefon’s Wedding/Farewell
One of the best recurring characters in SNL history gets the most exhilarating, most emotionally fulfilling sendoff any character has ever had.
Cecilia Gimenez

Kate McKinnon may have been doing an Italian accent for a Spanish person, but at least Cecilia’s painting “restoration” was similarly confused.

Best Episode
Zach Galifianakis/Of Monsters and Men
When the Jennifer Aniston Look-Alike Contest appeared early in this episode, I thought, “Okay, here’s the one weird sketch of the night.”   I figured the rest of the show would fail to live up to the weirdness level set by Zach.  That was the formula set by his first couple of hosting stints: one or two Galifianakian bits amidst the disappointing rest.  But then we also got the M&M Store, Michael Jordan’s wedding, and Darrell’s House – times two!  Thus was ultimately an episode that gelled perfectly with the host and made a case for why it is still worth it to watch SNL live: two big statements from a show that usually does not make any in a typical episode.

Christoph Waltz/Alabama Shakes
The best musical guest of the season kept us rocking through an episode that featured no duds and two of the best sketches of the year (Tippy, Djesus Uncrossed).
Melissa McCarthy/Phoenix
An episode that utilized the best sensibility of Melissa McCarthy’s Groundlings improv training.
Seth MacFarlane/Frank Ocean
The  premiere set the tone for a season that was frequently willing to put out unique, original material.
Justin Timberlake
The 5-Timers Club makes for an episode that is Party Time, Excellent!

Best Dress Rehearsal Cut Posted Online

Along with Darrell’s House, Kanish suggests that bad editing was a theme of the Zach Galifianakis episode.  The secret of comedy is good timing, and it seems to be that the secret of making something comedic that wasn’t meant to be is bad timing.

Best (Non-Girl at a Party, Non-Drunk Uncle) Lines
1. “A new survey shows that the number of children that is the most stressful for a mother to have is 3, especially if you had 4 when you left the house.” – Seth Meyers on Weekend Update
2. “Because there’s one thing that don’t never go out of style:” “Crys-” “Anal.” – Sammy Stamina (Jamie Foxx)/Brookie (Vanessa)/The one who can’t remember her name (Cecily), in Swarovski Crystals
3. “One time I got banged through a glass ceiling. I changed everything for women. Turns out I’m a feminist. Thanks, Herman’s!” – The ex-porn star who can’t remember her name (Cecily), shilling for Hermès Handbags
4. “Yeah? Who were the judges?! Mr. Magoo and Helen Keller?!”/”Why are people clapping?! These two?! Who did their make-up?! Helen Keller?!” – Paul Nevins (Zach Galifianakis), in the Jennifer Aniston Look-Alike Competition
5. “No Replacement Refs Were Harmed In The Making Of This Program” – Disclaimer at the end of Replacement Refs
6. “Please don’t talk over me. This is not a movie theater.” – Racist Jim (Zach Galifianakis) chastising “Black” Joe, in M&M Store
7. “Glice.”
8. “I was saying TTYL to my innocence.” – Anthony Peter Coleman (Bill), in Puppet Class
9. “Remember: Dylan McDermott was in The Practice, and Dermot Mulroney was in a movie called Staying Together, where he played a character named Kit McDermott. And that is a true fact!” – The host of “Dylan McDermott or Dermot Mulroney” (Bill)
10. “Now who’s the horse?” – Brookie (Vanessa), shilling for Moët et Chandon
11. “I lost part of my foot. It broke off in a butt. And I’ve regretted it ever since. But I don’t regret wearing crystals!” – Brookie (Vanessa), shilling for Swarovski Crystals
12. “Jesus, why you look like a shark?” – Cecilia Gimenez (Kate)
13. “What happens in Delaware…” – Joe Biden (Jason), in Biden Bash
14. “NOT THE B!!!!!” – Brice (Bill), bemoaning the cancellation of Don’t Trust the B—- in Apt. 23, in Firehouse Incident
15. “I can barely hear you.  This is an Altoids box.” – Zach Galifianakis, in his monologue
16. “Wow! Wow! It’s like you’re seeing things, and then, but, what I’m hearing, is she’s a woman and she has breasts and stuff!” – Dan Pants (Louis C.K.), in Last Call
17. “My secret is, I’m not Jon Hamm.” – Wayne Smote (Kenan), in Darrell’s Room
18. “The girl was Chinese or something?” “No! Well, yes, but that’s not the point.” – Tippy (Nasim)/Denny (Christoph Waltz), in the Tippy Sketch
19. “I’m Clark, and I like biscuits and waffles.” – Anthony Peter Coleman (Bill), in Puppet Class
20. “Argon, sir. It’s a noble gas.” – Hotel clerk (Louis C.K.), in Hotel Fees

Best The Girl You Wish You Hadn’t Started a Conversation With at a Party Lines:
“Oh, achoo. Oh sorry, Seth. I must be allergic to indifference.”
“Like if I eat French fries at dinner, then I do the rest of the day good.”
“I asked for an end to genocide. Okay? So maybe next time you’re on your new iPad, look up how to be a decent human being.”
“You mean the Christ-mas spirit? Oh right, you don’t care about Jesus cause you worship Hallmark.”
“Also, I’m sorry, why can’t secret Santa be openly gay? Like, hello, it’s 2010.”
“Seth, can I use the n-word real quick?”
“Open your eyes, people: hunger, racism, small businesses. It’s like, maybe don’t.”
“Wow. It’s African American-face. And yes, of course I did.”
“Open your eyes, people: war, hunger, diseases. It’s like, pick one.”

Best Drunk Uncle Lines:
“If you wanted a House of Representatives, you built one yourself.”
“Why did the chicken cross the road? Say it with me: to get away from the immigrants.”
“You know what I’m writing off this year? The next generation.”
“So, I didn’t go to ’lectoral college, okay?”
“So Drunk Uncle, were you surprised by any of the races?” “Oh sure, blacks, Hispanics, Koreans, all of them really.”
“And when you voted, you pulled the damn lever, Seth, like a man.  You didn’t fill in a little oval like you were taking some preg’ancy test.”
“Yeah, I’m a hoarder!  But you know what I hoard?  1950’s Playboys and dignity.”
“You want to talk about equal rights?!  A dog can pee in the streets, that’s fine.  Drunk Uncle pees on one payphone, gets arrested instantly.”
“Instead, I got my fat niece going, ‘Spotify me! Spotify me!’ Barf!  Spot-if-I care.”
“You know what’s in my Tumblr? Regret.” – Peter Drunklage

SNL Season 37 (2011-2012) Recap

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While putting together my 2011-2012 SNL recap, there were a lot of contenders in just about every category.  I think I may have seriously considered a greater number of sketches for sketch of the year than I have for any other season.  And that is all surprising, because I remember this season having some significant problems.  There was a problematic sticking with the status quo (which can happen with a lack of cast turnover).  There was a propensity for recurring characters that seemed stronger than usual, or, more specifically, a propensity for doing the exact same thing each time with the recurring bits.  There was an inexplicable pattern of corpsing.  Not to mention that the season ended on a string of mostly overall disappointing episodes.  But, there is plenty that deserves to be mentioned among the best of this season.  I think that perusing my season recap will lead you to believe that Season 37 was a pretty good one.  And there certainly was a lot to love.  The problems haven’t gone away, but if all this good was delivered despite those problems, then I can’t say this was a bad year.

Most Valuable Cast Member
Bill Hader

Looking over the cast list from 2011-2012, I can recall something memorable from every one of the cast members (yes, even Seth Meyers).  But I can also recall moments from almost all of them when I was like, “Mm, that’s not your best work.”  But there was one who I never really had any problems with all year: Mr. Consistency himself – Bill Hader.  (True, Bill may have corpsed a bit too much, but never in truly unforgivable fashion.)  And the fact is, he has demonstrated this consistency since day one, so my question is, why have we fully realized that only recently and why have I not picked him as Most Valuable Cast Member more often?  To the first part, we did not realize his consistency sooner because, by definition, consistency takes some time before it truly exists.  And to the second part, he has not been the top dog more often because Andy Samberg and Kristen Wiig (and Will Forte occasionally, and Kenan Thompson for a season) had been in the lead spotlight as stars of the show.  Somehow, though, these past two seasons, Bill has managed to find a way to unite his consistent reliability with a leading man status.  He is now not just the guy you can use in any role, he is the guy you demand for every lead role.

Best Sketch
Bein’ Quirky with Zooey Deschanel (from Zooey Deschanel/Karmin)
The concept behind “Bein’ Quirky” is fine, but hardly fantastic on its own.  The idea is that Zooey Deschanel is so synonymous with the idea of “adorkability” and now she has her own show to celebrate that lifestyle.  Isn’t that what New Girl is already?  That similarity is a little beside the point, though, as New Girl is sincere in its ambitions, whereas “Bein’ Quirky,” while celebratory, is also deconstructive.  But that deconstruction has been done to death by plenty of bloggers, with various degrees of affection for Zooey.  So, where “Bein’ Quirky” truly succeeds is its open format, in which guests walk in as they please, and if each particular guest has something valuable to contribute, then it will work, and in the inaugural edition, Michael Cera (Taran Killam), Mary-Kate Olsen (Zooey Deschanel), and Björk (Kristen Wiig) had plenty to contribute, be it Michael’s Mickey Mouse-esque voice, Mary-Kate’s posture and gait based on her ninety-year-old grandmother’s, or Björk’s instruction that “if you like screaming, make it music.”  Ultimately, it was not a deconstruction of Zooey, or at least not just of Zooey, so much as it was a deconstruction of celebrities that the folks on SNL happen to do impressions of.

Crime Scene
The “Crime Scene” sketch illustrated the principles of how to stage a comedic scene.  Or that is, how to create a memorable – and funny – stage.  The setting of this sketch was a murder site at an apartment that looked quite similar to Jerry’s iconic apartment on Seinfeld, and clearly the audience was being nudged towards recognizing that similarity before it was revealed how purposeful it was.  Charlie Day and Jason Sudeikis – as the sort-of-but-not-really Columbo-esque detective and the incredulous officer – just went wild showing off the chemistry they honed during Horrible Bosses.  The detective’s claims that he knew nothing of Seinfeld, baseball, or most any other part of the culture made little to no sense, especially when he started making inadvertent (?) homages to them.  But that ramping up of nonsense, combined with an insistence that that nonsense just cannot be is a tried-and-true method for staging a comedic scene.

Christmas Ornaments
If you are going to tell a story, you have got to make it memorable.  And when you are telling a series of quick stories regarding to a series of personal items, it helps to go weird to ensure memorability.  Thus, for a sketch in which nothing happens other than the Christmas ornaments being hung while a quick anecdote is told about each one, it is a good call to employ Steve Buscemi for the storytelling duties.  Adding a layer of gravy to the successful weirdness is Kristen Wiig in a notably restrained role – perhaps her best performance of the season.  When I saw this sketch, I was like, “SNL’s on va-cay,” i.e., they sure seem to be having fun, doing whatever the hell they want to.

Central Press Conference
Is there comedy inspiration to be found from a child molestation scandal?  Apparently there is.  It helps to alleviate the potential for offense by not actually setting the scene in a situation where abuse has actually occurred, but merely suspected.  In fact, that switch – from confirmation to mere suspicion – was the key to making this sketch work, the joke being that the members of the Central University basketball team were so convinced (for all the wrong reasons) that they had a child molester in their ranks that they launched a preemptive investigation.  The investigators were so dedicated to the investigation such that some of them had to find somewhere to place their anger once they realized there was no molestation to direct it towards: there was a surveillance agent who had a severe problem with Coach Bert’s chronic lack of hand-washing, and there was the star player who admitted that he would have preferred being molested over having to hear Coach Bert’s theme song for his superhero alter ego.  The premise also served as an astute commentary on real child abuse scandals, considering the context that in real life, the abusers are usually the friendly, seemingly trustworthy authority figures and not the Steve Buscemi-portrayed weirdos.

Honorable Mentions: Text Message Evidence, Rolling Stones Karaoke, The Comments Section, Les Jeunes de Paris (from Zooey Deschanel/Karmin), Who’s on Top, The Obama Show

Best Short Sketch
Les Jeunes de Paris (from Zooey Deschanel/Karmin)

I never would have expected Jean Dujardin, star of The Artist, to stop by SNL.  True, this was a season absolutely packed to the brim with guest stars, but most of them were more traditionally big stars and/or folks with more obvious connections to SNL.  Also, Jean’s English isn’t very good, so it would’ve been hard to give him something to do … except that there’s this delightful recurring sketch that features very little dialogue and what dialogue it does feature is French.  The Artist was an enjoyable treat of a movie, though not quite deserving of a win for Best Picture, but I think it would have been better if it had featured Joan of Arc, Zooey Deschanel, and Kenan Thompson and Fred Armisen as chefs.  So this ended up being the rare SNL movie homage that was better than the original in almost every regard.

Original Kings of Catchphrase Comedy Volume 2
When I picked the first Kings of Catchphrase sketch as Best Short Sketch of the Year last season, I explained how it worked so well (as long as the performer is talented, hacky comedy will still be funny).  And after another round of the Kings and their friends, it is clear that there is no shortage of entertainingly talentless hacks and puns based on the word “phrase.”  Also, Slappy Pappy spinning around four microphones was the best visual gag in all of comedy in 2011.

We’re Going to Make Technology Hump
I love it when nerds discuss sex, particularly if they go about it in an astute and respectful, but also enthusiastic, manner.  Also, just about all porn is hilarious, but the nudity tends to distract from that comedy, so it helps to replace the naked people with Xbox controllers, iPads, and curling irons for the sake of bringing that comedy front and center.  The pieces of tech and their puppeteers recreated classic porn scenarios move-for-move, and that authenticity made the whole endeavor that much more satisfying.

The Real Housewives of Disney
Apparently some people really enjoy these “real housewives” reality shows.  But for me, they have basically no appeal at all.  I do not watch much reality TV in the first place, so that pre-disposes me to not notice these shows, but in particular, I think my lack of interest has to do with my unfamiliarity with people like the housewives.  I recognize that they exist, but I just don’t really know any of them personally.  And that is probably the main reason why those who are confounded by these shows’ popularity are similarly uninterested.  Disney’s stable of princess characters, on the other hand, are more widely familiar.  So, while I do not know Cinderella, Snow White, Jasmine, Belle, and Rapunzel as bitchy housewives from the Disney version, I do know them as something.  Thus, a bizarro version of these characters’ lives was a recipe for success, and the attention to detail in terms of verisimilitude – both in terms of the Real Housewives landscape and the character trademarks – guaranteed that success.

Best Host
Zooey Deschanel

Actors should not be criticized for lacking range; instead there should just be a lack of praise, and if they happen to do that one thing that they do really well, then they should be accordingly lauded.  That is how Zooey Deschanel should be viewed, but apparently there are some people who do not like her whole “adorkable” vibe.  In Zooey’s first hosting stint on SNL, her adorkability was utilized ingeniously, but it was not all-consuming, and it was also deconstructed, so non-Zooey lovers could enjoy the whole affair as well.

Steve Buscemi

Steve Buscemi could have been used more effectively in his second hosting stint, and it was a little absurd that he wasn’t.  But he commanded attention whenever he did appear onscreen (as someone who looks like he does is wont to do), and he gave two bravura performances in two of the best sketches of the year (Coach Bert, Christmas Ornaments).

Emma Stone

Emma flexed her range, playing the nerdy co-host of We’re Going to Make Technology Hump, a sad office worker crying to Adele, and a disturbingly ditzy beauty pageant winner.  But it was her creation of the socially awkward “Wallis” in the Bridal Shower sketch that truly proved that sketch comedy is her forte.

Honorable Mentions: Jason Segel, Charlie Day

Best Monologue
Jason Segel
I’m tempted to just re-print my original review for this monologue, but that review, even as long and boisterously enthusiastic as it was, did not appreciably break down just how perfectly Muppet-esque this performance was.  The lyric sequence “It’s so great that we’re hosting SNL!/As a group, we are all hosting SNL!/Yes, the Muppets are hosting SNL!” was a classic Muppet case of amusing misunderstanding.  The feud that broke out between Jason and the Muppets was appropriately light-hearted and still serious.  The Muppets were entertaining throughout, though not always for the intended reason (particularly in the case of Kermit’s Ray Romano impression).  And the Statler and Waldorf zinger wrapped everything up exactly as it ought to have been.

Lindsay Lohan
Once upon a time, Lindsay Lohan was a good actress, and a good SNL host.  Cut to the present, and well, making fun of her can be funny.  And she is perfectly willing to go along with ridicule, and her monologue was the most appropriate place to do that.  The playful suspicions regarding Lindsay’s functionality felt like legitimate concerns, and the blaring alarm as she stepped off the stage was a clever little experiment. 

Zooey Deschanel
A lot – a lot – of SNL monologues feature the host breaking out into song, which isn’t always a good idea because a lot of the hosts aren’t very musically inclined.  And when musicians host and then sing for their monologues, they might only sing, and not actually even try to be funny.  But Zooey is a musician and a sufficiently comedically-inclined actress, so her ditty worked.

Best Musical Guest

Robyn is sort of the hipster star of dance music, and that isn’t a bad thing in the way that hipster things can be annoying, because she’s not really a hipster herself.  Her dance moves are also inspirational, because some of them look really stupid and thus the sort of thing that anyone can do, such as rolling over backwards and then humping the ground a couple of times, and others look quite simple, like a bunch of twists and arm pumps, but they are actually a bit intricate and well-timed with the beat.

Foster the People
Foster the People – “Pumped Up Kicks” on SNL
Every live performance of “Pumped Up Kicks” that I have witnessed has sounded different from any other.  Foster the People’s rendition on SNL really played up the quacking keyboard, and Mark Foster had just the right sort of boisterous attitude in his voice.  Kenny G was just the right sort of odd special guest to make their second performance memorable.

Jack White

This “Love Interruption” song that Jack did first is cool and all, what with it sounding like Dusty Springfield’s “Son of a Preacher Man” at the beginning and the backing vocals of Ruby Amanfu.  And then he came out with a completely different band for his second number, “Sixteen Saltines,” and totally ripped the place to shreds.

Honorable Mentions:
There were a few other acts that I thought at various points might actually end up at number one for the season.  Florence + the Machine were technically terrific, but they did not leave a singularly lasting impression.  Gotye’s stagecraft (with some help from Kimbra) was breathtaking, but the sound could have been better.  The Black Keys sounded nearly perfect, but they suffer ever so slightly in comparison to Jack White, who sounded essentially perfect.

Best Special Guest
It can be a bad sign when SNL relies on special guests, but when there are as many special guests as there were in 2011-2012, there are bound to be some memorable ones, and thus I am including the category of Best Special Guest for the first time in my season recap.

Nicolas Cage

A lot of SNL fans have been clamoring for Nicolas Cage to return as host since his first appearance in 1992, because he was a memorable host that first time, and because, in the past five years or so, it has become clear that he is just an unbelievable human being.  If one appearance on a Weekend Update routine is all we are going to get out of him for now, then that is better than nothing.  A LOT better than nothing, as that bit was better than just about everything else in that entire episode combined, and that was the best episode of this season.

Jean Dujardin – the French star of a recent silent film?  Gasp-inducingly unexpected … Introducing Jon Hamm as the backup host was not a good portent for the rest of Lindsay Lohan’s episode, but it was a good gag, and if he is not going to host in a particular season, he better make at least some appearance … His appearance on “Get in the Cage”  made it clear that the thoroughly controlled intensity of Liam Neeson is about the only acting style that can seem intimidating next to the unhinged essence of Nic Cage … Chris Parnell is totally underrated when it comes to the greatest rappers of all time … Olivia Wilde wasn’t that amusing so much as the fact that she appeared for all of ten seconds and had no lines was amusing, although the face she made in response to Andy Samberg eating glass was appropriate.

Best Commercial Parody
“Verizon – an old person’s nightmare,” or the nightmare of anyone who wants any sort of consistency or simplicity when it comes to technology, or wishes that what makes their products so great could be explained in any sort of layman’s terms.  There’s just too much muchness with today’s mobile devices to the point that technology salespeople are practically a different species.

Almost Pizza
Almost Pizza continued the grand tradition of SNL commercials such as That’s Not Yogurt and Colon Blow in which someone goes on and on about the wonders of some new mysterious food product.  Though mostly silly, it was also kind of zeitgeisty in how it was related to the foodie trend of being interested in just exactly what is in our food and where it comes from. 

Kemper-Pedic Me Time Mattress
Oh, gags of masturbation pretending to be something else – you never get old! 

Clint Eastwood for Chrysler, etc.
Clint Eastwood I
Clint Eastwood II
Clint Eastwood III
In the post-Gran Torino portion of Clint Eastwood’s career, the reaction to his Super Bowl Chrysler commercial was a gift to any comedian with a Clint impression worth a lick of salt.  It was an opportunity to just yell at everybody to tell them how they’ve gotten everything wrong.  And then Hader adds the whole pants-hiking thing to it.

Best Digital Short
Interviews with Drake
The briefness and the titles of the interviews with Drake allowed this short to explain itself, and then there was the word from the sponsor (as played by Kristen Wiig), which took it to another whole level.

Seducing Women Through Chess
The cheap ’80s-video look – a favorite of the Lonely Island – and Andy’s Carl Sagan-esque getup made the aesthetics of this short enough to make the whole thing memorable.  The actual content of the sketch – a classic case of contrast in which Andy’s confident tone was belied by his unsuccessful efforts – managed to sell it even further.

100th Digital Short
Of the two celebratory, final digital shorts, I initially preferred Lazy Sunday 2, but I ultimately settled on the 100th as the better one, as it actually offered more in the way of fresh material, particularly Will Ferrell’s dick-measuring sort of posturing.

Honorable Mentions: Lazy Sunday 2, V-Necks

Best Weekend Update Segment
Get in the Cage with Nicolas Cage
For my money, the Get in the Cage segment with the actual Nic Cage was the best moment of SNL since the Celebrity Jeopardy featuring Sean Connery, Burt Reynolds, and French Stewart.

Stefon (from Katy Perry/Robyn)
Stefon’s place on this list basically represents all of his appearances this season (although the edition from the Katy Perry episode was probably the best, mostly thanks to Spud Webb).  I have to congratulate everyone involved with Stefon for managing to not run him into the ground and keep him as great as he is. 

Drunk Uncle (from Steve Buscemi/The Black Keys)
Like Stefon, Drunk Uncle’s spot is meant to more or less represent all of his appearances, although his first was the best, partially due to the law of diminishing returns.  Drunk Uncle is perhaps the first (or at least the best so far) SNL character tailor made for the Twitter age.  The character conception (a curmudgeonly old relative) is good enough, but beside the point.  The idea is, essentially, how many lines of 140 characters or fewer can we squeeze into four minutes? 

Andy Samberg as Sarah Palin
Tina Fey isn’t around, so what do you do?  Resourcefulness can lead to great comedy, so why not let Andy Samberg play Sarah Palin and just do whatever he can think of.  There wasn’t much of a point to this bit, beyond just “being funny.” 

Lana Del Rey
Now here’s something SNL doesn’t always do, but probably should always do (by virtue of being a weekly show and not having the chance to react to stories right away): taking a different comedic tack than everyone else.  After her wildly out-there performances on the last episode of SNL, Lana Del Rey was torn apart in every corner of the Internet.  So SNL wisely turned that focus around and asked if maybe that reaction was just a tad overblown.  Also, Lana Del Rey seemed like a Kristen Wiig character already, so that was a godsend.

Best 10 to 1 Sketch
Christmas Ornaments
Here’s a formula for a great 10 to 1 sketch: Steve Buscemi playing … any role at all, and Kristen Wiig playing an airhead.

Crime Scene
Even though I had “Crime Scene” a spot ahead of “Christmas Ornaments” on the best overall sketch list, “Christmas Ornaments” won out among 10 to 1’s due to a couple of X-factors: “Ornaments” was a little bit weirder, making it thus more in line with the 10 to 1 style, and “Crime Scene” wasn’t quite the last sketch of the episode.  But the only bit that followed was a rerun of a commercial parody, which was more of a time filler than a 10 to 1 sketch, whereas “Crime Scene” had plenty of that go for broke energy that makes great late in the show sketches memorable.

We’re Going to Make Technology Hump (from Emma Stone/Coldplay)
Exactly the sort of show you would love to stumble across at 1 AM.

Honorable Mentions: One Magical Night, Tinyballs

Best Episode
Zooey Deschanel/Karmin
A zeitgeisty best sketch of the season (Bein’ Quirky), excellent commercial parodies galore (Verizon, Clint Eastwood), a host that a lot of people really, really love, frantically awesome special guests, the best impersonation confrontation ever, a musical guest that was kind of okay at least for their first performance, and hardly a dud of a sketch to be found.

Steve Buscemi/The Black Keys
A few excellent routines (Central Press Conference, Ornaments, Sex Ed, Drunk Uncle) thankfully stood out in an episode that actually featured several sketches that were kind of meh, but were at least elevated by a truly singular host.  Also the Black Keys were there. 

Maya Rudolph/Sleigh Bells
Maya’s wacky energy infused sketches that were already inspired (Maya Angelou’s I Know Why the Caged Bird Laughs, The Obama Show, How’s He Doing?, Beyoncé and Jay-Z), been there, done that (What Up With That?, Bronx Beat), or just plain pointless (Super Showcase).

Honorable Mentions: Jason Segel/Florence + the Machine, Emma Stone/Coldplay

Best Lines
1. “All the dialogue is either whispered or screamed/Everything in the movie is on fire.” – Nic Cage, from Get in the Cage
2. “Take things you like and make them different.  If you like swans, make them into a dress.  If you like screaming, make it music.  If you like clouds, make them your friends.” – Björk (Kristen), from Bein’ Quirky with Zooey Deschanel
3. “Hey Siri, why did a Chinaman steal my job?” – Drunk Uncle (Bobby)
4. “This one’s just a candy cane.  A’ight?” – Male Sheila (Steve Buscemi), from Christmas Ornaments
5. “Sister Maya, was this an act of malice?”/“No, brother West, it was an act of whimsy.” – Cornel West (Kenan)/Maya Angelou (Maya Rudolph), from Maya Angelou’s I Know Why the Caged Bird Laughs
6. “Now, this is a little snowman. Ow! He bit me! I’m fully kidding.” – Male Sheila (Steve Buscemi), from Christmas Ornaments
7. “All right, quick!  Name this baby! If you said Larry, you’re close. It’s Jesus.” – Male Sheila (Steve Buscemi), from Christmas Ornaments
8. “We don’t want your dumbass soap opera scenes. Just show clean, close-up shots of tech-humping.” – Jacob (Andy), co-host of We’re Going to Make Technology Hump, reading a viewer e-mail
9. “When I was a kid, five dollars, you could get, you could get, hot dog milk bread cigarettes television.” – Drunk Uncle (Bobby)
10. “I think people thought I was stiff … distant … and weird.  But there’s a perfectly good explanation for that.” “I am stiff, distant, and weird.” – Lana Del Rey (Kristen), on Weekend Update
11. “Hey, baby Jesus, you wanna do Pilates?” – Drunk Uncle (Bobby)
12. “When I saw this, I was like, ‘Santa’s on va-cay!’” – Male Sheila (Steve Buscemi), from Christmas Ornaments
13. “People keep asking me, ‘What does Sarah Palin think of this new Game Change movie?’ And I say, ‘I don’t know, I’ll-ask-a!’” Andy Samberg as Sarah Palin on Weekend Update
14. “We have a clip.” – repeated line, from Kalle (Kristen)
15. “This broad is trying to gaslight me.” – Male Sheila (Steve Buscemi), from Christmas Ornaments
16. “No more illegals.  Illegals SUUUUUCK.” – Jeff, the host of The Comments Section (Jason), reading a comment by Jennifer Evans (Melissa McCarthy)
17. “This one’s been up my butt. Not just a little bit – all the way.” – Male Sheila (Steve Buscemi), from Christmas Ornaments
18. “Kristen Wiig!” – Audience member, from Lindsay Lohan’s monologue
19. “What’s he, another one of your Fieldstein characters?” – Detective (Charlie Day), from Crime Scene

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