This Is a Movie Review: Alien: Covenant

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I give Alien: Covenant 4 out of 5 Fingers: http://newscult.com/movie-review-sequel-prequel-alien-covenant-follows-the-prometheus-template-and-adds-a-few-bizarre-details-of-its-own/

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This Is a Movie Review: Lowriders

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I give Lowriders 2.5 out of 5 Public Urinations: http://newscult.com/movie-review-lowriders-could-stand-to-inject-some-more-clarity-into-its-engine/